Tee Shirts for meat eaters

Our ancestral position remains: top of the food chain, baby! Most of us no longer use spears and arrows, but we still get the meats to the table! Nose-to-tail? Rib-eyes? Maybe just bacon, burgers, and more bacon? These shirts are for the hunter still encoded deep within us all.

Tee Shirts for meat eaters There are 17 products.

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  • Keep Calm and Eat Meat

    Don't get hangry, eat meat! Eat when you are hungry, eat until full, and keep calm :) No brain fog here, let the world know this particular apex predator has it under control.

  • Carnivore Cave Painting

    Ancient imagery foretelling the success of the carnivorous. Wear your hunter history with pride! Eat meat, drink water, be a healthy human. 

  • Apex Predator Cave...

    Our ancestral position still secure- top of the food chain, baby: the Apex Predator. Most of us no longer use spears and arrows, but we still get the meats to the table! Whether you are nose-to-tail or just into rib-eyes, this shirt is for the hunter still encoded deep within us all.

  • 100% Not Vegan

    You like meat. We do too! And we like letting folks know they are not alone :) Join the carnivore tribe and wear it with pride! Gildan Softstyle T-shirts are lightweight and comfortable. Long lasting and easy care, they keep their shape and look and feel great. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron decoration.

  • 100% Carnivore

    Eat meat, drink water, heal thyself; because #MeatHeals ! 100% Carnivore and lovin' every minute of it!

  • East Coast Carnivores

    East Coast Carnivores! Join the pride with your meat-eating brethren. Doesn't even matter what coast you're on, you belong with your ancestral brothers and sisters.

  • West Coast Carnivores

    West Coast mountain lions are solitary and elusive, but we human carnivores usually prefer to hang out with our brethren anywhere, especially if they've got some big steaks on the grill. Get your wild on with this ferocious big cat shirt!

  • Keep Calm and Eat Bacon

    You know what you gotta do- ditch those stress-causing carbs! Keep Calm and Eat Bacon. The road to wellness is paved with bacon!

  • Eat Meat Drink Water

    Eat Meat, Drink Water: that's the basics for the road to wellness. Keep it simple!

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    Gildan Softstyle Ladies Tank, a Junior Fit contoured silhouette is slim-fitting with side seam and may feel small. Consider ordering a size up for a more traditional fit. Keep Calm and Eat Bacon full front print, Meaty Tees tagline logo on back neck. Choose your size then click color choice square. All Tees are decorated to order. Price includes shipping...

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    Gildan Softstyle adult short sleeve crew neck Tee. 100% Not Vegan full front print, Meaty Tees tagline logo on back neck. Choose your size then click color choice square. All Tees are decorated to order. Price includes shipping within USA (except Hawaii and Alaska). Comfortable and long lasting, Gildan Softstyle tees are easy care, retain their shape,...

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    Gildan Softstyle adult short sleeve crew neck Tee. Eat Meat Drink Water on front, Meaty Tees logo on back neck. Choose your size then click color choice.  All Tees made to order. Price includes shipping within USA (except Hawaii and Alaska). Comfortable and long lasting, Gildan Softstyle tees are easy care, retain their shape, and look and feel great....

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    Gildan Softstyle Ladies Tank, a Junior Fit contoured silhouette is slim-fitting with side seam and may feel small. Consider ordering a size up for a more traditional fit. Eat Meat Drink Water full front print, Meaty Tees tagline logo on back neck. Choose your size then click color choice square. All Tees are decorated to order. Price includes shipping...

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    Bella + Canvas Unisex Jersey Tank with Eat Meat Drink Water full front print, Meaty Tees tagline logo on back neck. Choose your size then click color choice square. All Tees made to order. Price includes shipping within USA (except Hawaii and Alaska). A tank that rocks with style. 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles Ash is 99/1 combed...

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